Me: Bilingual, articulate, well-traveled, high cheek boned rapper who is somewhere between sparsely and heavily tattooed. When I’m not at beat making school I’m probably doing yoga, reading, writing, or thoroughly enjoying a meal. I am 6’2”, 25 years old, slim, caucasian.
You: Well-dressed, spectacled babe who doesn’t shirk from my off-color sense of humor and who walks the delicate line dividing high and low culture with poise. Impeccable hygiene. Knowledge of Gucci Mane and/or Lil B a plus.