Friday, August 24, 2012

The Public Is Just Weird

I work at a public library.
Probably one of my new favorite funny blogs.  The stories are just too spot on.  You think I'm kidding when I tell the story of the man watching pregnant lady porn at the library? Or when a woman threatens to assault another patron because she's convinced that her computer is being hacked into from across the room?

Nope, I'm not kidding.  These stories go on for days.  I wish I had thought of writing this blog first...

I Work At A Public Library

My stories of today?

How about the woman who approached my desk about an hour ago to ask a question and her dry looking hair inexplicably dripped something on my desk? I've decided that she must have been wearing a wig and the hot weather was causing her to sweat through it...which because the hair isn't human hair, the sweat just beads up and drips off.  Or at least that's what I've come up with.  It's disgusting either way. I almost puked in my mouth.

Another woman just had a meeting with our director to complain that the library has a pop machine available.  She believes it encourages children to drink pop. Nevermind that it has just as many juice options and thirsty adults also use the library.  I get what you're saying lady, but hold your horses and focus your extra time elsewhere.  May I suggest a book?

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